Sunday, 27 December 2009

Christmas Presents

That cold snow has finally gone, not that it matters much to me to be honest as I'm not going out much at the moment. I much prefer to sleep on the radiator in my owners room, it's like sleeping on top of a toaster!
I did well for Christmas except for my new collar with the cow bell on, it's bloody ridiculous, how will I ever catch a mouse wearing this!
Anyone out there have nice presents!


Monday, 21 December 2009

Oh no Snow!!!!

It snowed in the night and my owners threw me out in it this morning while they went into Abergavenny!! Now my little paws got very cold and I couldn't wait to get back in the warm. Cats and snow don't get on very well. Since then I've been having a lovely sleep but I'm dreading tomorrow morning- I think I'll hide!


Thursday, 17 December 2009

My own TV Show

We had a lovely lady visit us today, she said she was from the BBC and asked if she could meet me!
Now I have a theory that goes like this.
I've got a blog and the BBC have obviously clocked it, can't compete and have decided to offer me a contract, worth loads of money, to host my very own late night cat, sorry, chat show. Now that will piss the Tom off from up the road, he might have his balls but I will be a super star living in Hollywood.
The only down side to all of this is that I will miss living here and all the attention I get from our guests. I'm going to practice being a super star and ignoring everyone (not difficult for a cat anyway).
If any cats out there want to come with me and live in Hollywood can you please let me know as soon as possible please.

Lots of purrrrrs